Ok. So we all know about displacement - Archimedes’ eureka moment and all that. But metal is too heavy to float. Therefore, we conclude that ships are magic (Note that there’s no ‘k’ on the end of magic and that, therefore, this has nothing to do with misogynistic sensational titillationalist Aleister Crowley). No. Ships are just plain magic.
Objects shown below are: NOT TO SCALE.